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by mckennaande April 21, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.Very loving and funny! He will always be there help if you need to vent, and is one of the sweetest people you’ll meet. He gets really stressed out sometimes but always manages to make everything work out. He will make you feel so special when you talk to him, with all his attention on you. He loves to be spontaneous and go on adventures, but he’s also very cuddly and is a great kisser. He works so hard to make others happy, appreciate having him in your life.
by Angel_Lynn_M December 20, 2019
Get the Ethan mug.Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.
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