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Ethan

Ashley:Ethan sent me a dick pic last night
Destiny:no way same

Bus gf:WHAT!!!
by Kkaykla November 15, 2019
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ethan is the ultimate daddy. hottest guy u will ever encounter. he is super sexy and GREAT in bed. biggest dick u will ever see and the abs are impeccable. super good tan and hot stoner. makes out w girls at least 3 times a day....believe me i would know;). don’t ever mess w him bc he’ll beat ur ass but you would probably let him bc he looks so sexy while doing it

love u sexy bitch
girl 1: omg is that ethan.... i hooked up w him last night he’s so fucking big
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him
by mckennaande April 21, 2019
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Very loving and funny! He will always be there help if you need to vent, and is one of the sweetest people you’ll meet. He gets really stressed out sometimes but always manages to make everything work out. He will make you feel so special when you talk to him, with all his attention on you. He loves to be spontaneous and go on adventures, but he’s also very cuddly and is a great kisser. He works so hard to make others happy, appreciate having him in your life.
Wow, Ethan is so hot! We should go on a date sometime!
by Angel_Lynn_M December 20, 2019
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His rapper name is lil’ pp
Lil’ pp: Ethan is lil’ pp.
by Lil’ pp March 21, 2019
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Ethan=meme
by Cunt_slayer1400 April 12, 2019
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Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.
"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."
by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019
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Either can be a rich snob or a psychotic retard
Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700

Person: Ethan calm down

Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
by Fortnite A. Hamburger May 23, 2019
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