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A person that is often very stupid and retarded
I hate Ethan he's so retarded
Ethan by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020
He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.
georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over”
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”
Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin
Ethan by Turts the god May 21, 2020
He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone
Ethan by 726386272 January 18, 2021
a dumb mf that leads you on and doesn’t do shit for you
dude did you know ethan lead that girl on.
ethan by bringing brandi December 27, 2021
Someone who flogs their dolphin at a girls wedgie. He's sweet and has a big dick. ; D
"Damn bro did you see Ethan the other day?"

"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."
Ethan by sukuranus July 6, 2014
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