Escaloser

A person who has, despite their adulthood, not yet mastered the art of getting on or getting off an escalator without pausing to 'time' their mount or dismount

I was walking along behind this dude going up the escalator, when he stops suddenly at the top and I crashed into the back of him. What an escaloser!

by ruperto68 September 26, 2008

Escalator of Life

They got my Mazda at the E-Z Park It
At the rock & roll supermarket
Muzak music make me feel so funny
I went and spent all my money

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all
We want it all
Escalator of life - up and down
Escalator of life - round and round

There's 111 choices
Don't listen to those little voices
I don't let the guilty feeling shake me
You can have your cake and eat it baby

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

Hey girl, I'm a personal friend of Gloria Vanderbilt
I got all the gold in the world around my neck
Come ride the steel dinosaur
Run wild in the jungle
Its a Zulu Nation
Seduction, sacrifice, a new sensation
Nothing ever changes

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

by Death Menace August 15, 2022

Escalator

The most horrible and terrifying thing to ever be created. This shit deserves to be in the pits of tartarus. You can die on that shit. I absolutely hate this shit

Friend: hey wanna go on the escalator?
Me: I would rather die

by Thatweirdgay March 31, 2023

escalade

A large SUV made that has a lot of horsepower.

Would you like to see my Escalade on 20's?

by § July 17, 2004

escanaba

1. A city in Michigan's upper peninsula.

2. A (probably Michigan-specific) slang term for "penis". (To get an idea of why, look at a map of Michigan, find Escanaba, and consider the fact that yoopers give their locations "on the rabbit" just like the trolls give their location "on the mitten")

1. I went up north to Escanaba this weekend.

2. She sucked my Escanaba.

by Riddley November 10, 2004

Escaflowne

Escaflowne is a technique you use when performing oral sex on a woman. Such a Technique involves the stimulation of the Anterior fornix or A spot and the ribbed tissue known as the G spot while simultaneously stimulating the Clitoris and the Skene's gland also known as the U spot. To properly perform the technique one uses one or two fingers in an alternating come hither motion inside the vaginal walls and apply pressure and contact on the A spot and the G spot. such motions can be either quickened or slowed down depending on the needs of the particular woman. while performing such manual actions within a woman one is expected to perform oral stimulation on the clitoris and the skene's gland with the use of one's tongue and lips. When performed properly the motions are simultaneous and the results are particularly strong sensations of pleasure from within inside and outside a woman's vaginal area and can result in intense orgasm. May Result in severe bruising on performing partner's arms due to violent orgasmic motions.

While going down on your girlfriend if you want her to orgasm from the inside out....you do escaflowne and she will rip you apart in pleasure. Thrashing motions may result in the need to hold her down with your free hand and to purchase new sheets.

by Dr. Christopher ladykiller1986 December 17, 2011

joey escamilla

a pepperoni faced fat ass who needs to get a life and grow some balls. but yet he should go on a diet

whale joey escamilla

by quinten castro October 18, 2008