elite chewy

a top nosh

Girl "You can have another blowjob"
Boy "Don't call it a blowjob, it's an elite chewy. A blowjob's not good enough."

by Severe Lad October 3, 2010

epitical

The adverb, adjective form of the word epitome only used when the greatest smoking moments are happening

That sesh last night was an epitical moment in smoking

by Tokay September 25, 2013

Elitist clickbait

The phrase used by the New And Improved Environmental Protection Agency when referring to articles about demonstrable facts in science.

That article about anomalous warming and human-caused climate change is just elitist clickbait.

by Desertphile October 26, 2017

epithy

Epithy is someone who happens to record in a lower framerate than most people in the community.

This guy looks like he is an Epithy don't think he will win.

by Epithy December 27, 2017

elitelmao

The great Instagram meme page to ever exist no one comes close to being better than him

Random guy: dude I need some dank memes

Billy: follow @elitelmao dummy

by I.rate.meme.pages May 10, 2018

epita

Unit of money.
1 epita = 10000€

It's just 1 epita.

by enulp March 11, 2018

EliteQueer

A disease common in regular people nowadays causes the wearer to have an insane amount of binge eating and lack of exercise. Along with this, because it is commonly found in gamers that have this disease, with them being so overweight it will cause them to become the most toxic, salty, unwanted, shit-talking player to ever have on your team. Another effect of this disease causes the wearer to try and be all ''hip'' and think he's so cool and that he's the shit, often being the complete opposite and very cringy.

Guy 1: I want to become a professional e-sports player!
Guy 2: (bursting into laughter) What, do you have a case of EliteQueer?
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Guy 1: DUDE GET OFF MY MAIN OR I'LL TEAMKILL YOU, STUPID BITCH.
Guy 2: Don't listen to him, he probably has EliteQueer.
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Guy 1: Just bought the new Ultraboosts and NMDs boys!!
Guy 2: He doesn't even look good in them because his feet are just like his belly, nothing but fat. The PK overlaps on the boosts.
Guy 3: He has EliteQueer, don't you know?

by VintageGreen May 18, 2018