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Empty Barrel

A phrase first used by Plato, "an empty barrel makes the most noise". Used to describe a vacuous person, of low moral character. See: All Hat and No Cattle.
by Ironbar October 20, 2017
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empty skirt

A female politician that is not fit for office but has many people fooled into thinking she is.

An empty skirt is a female politician who is full of empty rhetoric but knows how to energize other low-intellectuals by winking or using populist terms such as "joe six pack" or "real America" in her speeches to gain supporters.

A female version of an empty suit.
Sarah Palin is an empty skirt because she tdoesnt make any sense when she talks and she uses {winks} and "you betcha!" to win blue-collar votes.
by David S King July 10, 2009
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state employee attitude

1. A negative, curt, or uninterested manner or disposition purported by a state employee towards a civilian/customer.

2. An air of indispensability adopted by state employees chiefly due to an almost nil chance of being terminated.
1. The DMV officer gave me state employee attitude by failing me on my driving test just because I put the radio on.

2. The postal clerk displayed state employee attitute when he threw the package even though it was marked fragile.
by T. - M. November 6, 2008
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my cups Empty

the post all night sex statment of retirement

your balls are drained
you have no more thrust in your engine
baby weve ben going for 8 hours, my cups empty
by richtomtom July 2, 2011
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ciarans teen emporium

This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a

Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009
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empty warhead

And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world.
by bigtones March 26, 2005
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equal opportunity employer

One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life
Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody
by BMoney March 11, 2005
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