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el chino

The guy hispanics go to when they need cheap medical help.
Jose: Man, my butt is still sore.
Carlos: You finally went to el chino for your cold.
Jose: Yea man, the shot still hurts.
by Mimitis August 18, 2018
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Nick-El

He's handsome, he's cute, he's the nicest. He's funny, he deserves so much!
Person 1: God, I wish Nick-El was my friend!
Person 2: Same here!
by zevyash October 19, 2021
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el Dgalado

El dgalado is a spanish/italian male nickname originating from italian car Lamborghini Garllado resembling a brave, bold, sharp, intense, unique character, the original meaning of this name is greatest of them all.
El galado is considered as a go getter he gets what he wants regardless of any situation the end goal is success.
I wish i was as determined as el dgalado
by origions.com January 6, 2021
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El Mati

EL mati is a god amongst moth men
by C0CkANDB0llTortureMatthewMomen September 15, 2021
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El Hofadonk

An El Hofadonk is widely known around the Oceanic region. El Hofadonks typically have an IQ of below 70.
"That El Hofadonk do be dumb tho"
by 9128397210 August 12, 2020
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El Compacto

The biggest, most cakey, rich drug lord to every exist. His wife, Anne Hathaway, is always simping for this man. He has multiple hide-outs located just south of the border alongside his high school operations.

Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.

His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.

He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.

Enemies: mousetrap cars

El Compacto drowns fish.

he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.

The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.

El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.

PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Kid: Mommy, who was that in your room?

Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
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El Leandro

When a women squats over your face; as you lick her butthole, while cupping her buttcheeks.
I thought she was a good girl, until she let me perform EL LEANDRO!
by Scott Goodwin June 8, 2007
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