Edhardy Fags

Individuals who are associated and support the ideas and fashions of Don Ed Hardy. Often they are located in night clubs, they tend to have mediocre faux hawks, enjoy fist pumping, wear hats and belts with diamond studs, and gather in groups in order to grind on attractive single women.

We went out to the club last night, and there were a bunch of edhardy fags grinding and fist pumping on some random girl.

by Ledend February 26, 2011

Edward Longshanks

Edward I (17 June 1239 – 7 July 1307), popularly known as Longshanks, thanks to Mel Gibson's "Braveheart". Longshanks achieved historical fame as the whitest brit to conquer the shit out of parts of Wales and almost succeeded in fucking everyone over in Scotland. But when that prick finally kicked the bucket his queer son Edward II took the throne and just took it right in the ass and failed to do anything to those lovable Scots. Longshanks reigned for a long ass time because he was an evil bastard and everyone knows those fucks live forever.

Edward Longshanks probably wanted to bang that French princess that his son didn't like because she didn't have a penis.

Even though you're the prince of darkness you're still no Longshanks.

by Cpt. JLP of the USSE October 16, 2008

John and Edward

John and Edward are contestants in the 2009 Series of X Factor. They are often booed by the audience because they "Cannot sing" and always avoid the final 2. Their mentor is Louis Walsh, who put them into the final for publicity, and, because they are Irish. A lot of people throughout the country hate the duo, but no matter how much people hate them, they are still getting votes. If they win the competition, Simon Cowell will leave the country.

Teenage girl: Jesus Christ not these again! I want a hot group not these Irish jokers!

Guy: Oh my god who are these idiots? Oh wait, John and Edward! I'm sorry guys, i thought it was someone else! You're awesome! *Gets hit in face by girlfriend*

by GimpyWimpy November 1, 2009

Eduardo

Eduardo is a very fun person. He is always there to joke and talk with. He is weird, but not in a bad way. Eduardo is also an amazing yodeler. He is smart and driven and definitely not boring. Eduardo can draw really well on the computer and write awesome stories out of weird prompts. Do not pass up an opportunity to be friends with an Eduardo, like if you sit next to him in class for a year and don't talk to him. He will not disappoint.

That Eduardo is such a fine yodeler. Man, I wish he was my yodeling partner.

by Tia Jemima July 24, 2017

After Edward Syndrome

The depression during the period after a fanatic of the Twilight saga finishes the final book, Breaking Dawn. Is characterized by a sense of sadness and anger that there is no more Edward Cullen to be had.

Lauren: "Danielle seems pretty sad lately, don't you think?"

JoJo: "She just finished Breaking Dawn. I think she has After Edward syndrome."

by MrsEdwardCullen March 29, 2009

Edward Cullen

A creepy pedophile who preys on younger girls who have man voices.
Evidence:
Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old
Pretends to be high school student
Watches said manly girl in their sleep

Is gay, VERY gay

Edward Cullen *watching Bella sleep*
"I'm a creepy pedophile"

by fruit-loops October 24, 2009

Hot Eduardo

When a person covers their face with saran wrap and lets another person shit on their face.

I let Phil give me a Hot Eduardo, it felt really warm and good.. so i let him do me.

by insane in the membrane April 25, 2004