Whoopsie doodle

fucking up cookies (literal)

WHOOPSIE DOODLE, it appears we mixed the cookie factory with the tampon factory

by larry stintz December 2, 2020

moofle your doofle

It just means move your butt.

Laura: Gary, get off the computer I need it.
Gary: I'm getting off.
...5 minutes later... Gary is still not off the computer
Laura: Moofle your doofle.

by crisirc July 27, 2016

Bongle chongle ready to dongle

When you're so ready for something to happen

Sarah:"are you ready for tonight"
Phil:"I am bongle chongle ready to dongle

by Marat Vdovichenko October 31, 2019

doogie snipper

1. A person who snips doogies. doogie
2: A general, meaningless term found in the rap of amatuers.

1. I am a doogie snipper, therefore doogies do not like me very much.
2. I'm-a doogie snippa, doog--doog doogie snippa, etc.

by tattlemoose August 4, 2006

doodle up the bum

having your dick up either a girl or mans ass

maddie loves taking doodle up the bum

by jimmy stevan October 27, 2016

Doogles

1. A small, unfortunate, troll-like human, who enjoys homosexual relationships with coworkers and being stuffed into lockers and fire safes.

2. One who has an inexplicable affinity for unpopular music, particularly that sung by homosexual bands from the 1980's.

Doogles was able to get a free flight by having his wife stuff him into her carry-on suitcase.

by Jason Smith March 14, 2003

golden doodle

A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.

I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…

by whoops, let me clean that off March 7, 2008