Dickerism

The act of being a total dick when it is not necessary.

Man, Jude just cussed out that bitch for no reason. He is suffering from dickerism today.

by $ammit T. December 16, 2010

Dicker Picker

The act of grabbing only the shaft of a friends penis while said friend is sitting down, much like a claw game, but in this case the prize is your friends penis and the claw is your hand. Whilst preforming the act of picking the dick you must scream "DICKER PICKER."

me-DICKER PICKER!!!!!
friend-AW MAN, thats the second time today, i should really cross my legs.

by Coopy Poopy November 22, 2011

dissertashit

Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.

Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers?

Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.

Person A: Sucks, too bad.

by Doctorjay October 4, 2011

Dissertxt

A balloon text that is so long that it turns into a dissertation.

"Your txt was so long I thought it was a dissertxt".

by remora173 August 1, 2012

dispersuasive

When trying to persuade someone with an argument, you use such a terrible argument that it persuades the listener/reader towards the opposite view.

Saying that gay marriage is bad because marriage is for making babies is dispersuasive.

by ViciousGlamazon September 20, 2012

Dickeration

n. A large penis vandalizing something.

Now time for me to erase all these dickerations.

by paper21ify November 19, 2014

Dickery

A girl that is such a ho she makes visits to this place way too much

Damn! This girl is with another guy? She makes too many visits to the Dickery.

by spatreatmentsuck January 12, 2015