mountain dew bloat 

the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction

mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well

one day jack....the signs are there

mountain dew bloat by :: GMEB :: June 11, 2006

mountain dew 

mountain dew is basically like redneck water.

my Alabama friend just chugged mountain dew like it was water

mountain dew by sqeaker June 6, 2018

Mountain Dew 

The worst soft drink ever manufactured. One swig and you'll want to wash out the disgusting aftertase with a can of 'new coke'. It's that bad.

Buy sprite instead...

College Student 1: Got anything to drink?
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...

Mountain Dew by Bert Bert September 6, 2005

Scat Man Dew 

The act of a man defecating on a woman's breast and then urinating on the feces.

John gave Melissa a real hot steamy scat man dew last night while she was sleeping.

Scat Man Dew by PSDeco August 1, 2011

Mtn Dew ultra violet 

A new kind of diet Mtn Dew that has a great taste and still kicks like sugar soda.

Damn i could use a mtn dew ultra violet

Mtn Dew ultra violet by Cheeto!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 1, 2009

Mountain Dew 

A sugary, but awesome beverage for cool people

person 1: Are you drinking Mountain Dew?
person 2: You bet!

Mountain Dew by animegurl125 August 26, 2015

mountain dew 

a mountain dew is when you shit on someones chest and make a mountain, then piss on top of the mountain to cause it to make a land slide, this is known as the mountain dew.

I just took a mountain dew on your mom, man!

mountain dew by Yardo September 22, 2006