a heartless fuck who has nothing better to do then run his mouth to people that he not only loves but knows are better than him in every way. he has short blonde hair with an oddly small penis and lack of facial hair leaving him stuck as a pre-pubescent child throughout his late teens. he is also a light weight who can pull bitches but cant keep them for shit and has a quirky lisp and he's 5'7 on a good day.
"hey who was that annoying ass cunt at the party?'
"oh that lil fella think his name was Darian smh"
"oh that lil fella think his name was Darian smh"
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