Just about the hottest thing you can find on this planet. It mixes the two greatest things - pastry and intercourse. Also, another word for someone who is very good in bed.
"That girl's a total sex cupcake, I hear every guy she's been with has never had a complaint."
The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.
Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!
The act of penetrating a woman in the anus and partially creating a pink sock while the woman expels her bowls through the pink sock creating a turtle head like structure protruding form the opening in the sock.
Dude last night I gave her such a nice leather cupcake that I needed a dish towel to clean it up.