Skip to main content

Sex Cupcake 

Just about the hottest thing you can find on this planet. It mixes the two greatest things - pastry and intercourse. Also, another word for someone who is very good in bed.
"That girl's a total sex cupcake, I hear every guy she's been with has never had a complaint."
Sex Cupcake by LexiLovin July 28, 2012

Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.
My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

Coconut Cupcake

When a man cums in a girls ass and she farts it back into the mans hand to which he slaps her in the face with the "cupcake".
"Keith, that coconut cupcake you gave me last night was out of this world."

"I was banging my girlfriend in the ass last night. After I came I gave her a delightful coconut cupcake."
Coconut Cupcake by keithO2013 March 29, 2013

Admiral Cupcake 

The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.
Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!
Admiral Cupcake by Exoz September 20, 2013

leather cupcake 

The act of penetrating a woman in the anus and partially creating a pink sock while the woman expels her bowls through the pink sock creating a turtle head like structure protruding form the opening in the sock.
Dude last night I gave her such a nice leather cupcake that I needed a dish towel to clean it up.

cassie cupcake 

The sexiest bitch ever to touch my butt
Cassie cupcake knows how to touch butts
cassie cupcake by thebroski45 September 9, 2016