one or more couples who hang around with each other and make out. ALL THE TIME. This is partly because everyone else is so fed up their making out in their presence and making everyone else feel akward that they have banished them to forever hang out with other losers who have nothing better to do then make out.
by Jamiest August 19, 2009
Get the cling ons mug.joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.
jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?
joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.
jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?
joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.
by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010
Get the cling kong mug.When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
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2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
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2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010
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Get the Culinate mug.Relatives who hang around waiting for the rich older person to die so they can get first dibs on what was left behind.
They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.
At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.
At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER
They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.
At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.
At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER
by shannorammo August 4, 2011
Get the Cling on mug.A person who is extremely clingy during a relationship and sucks the life from their partner. An unhealthy obsession that can cause serious mental scarring.
by Sir Raziis December 12, 2012
Get the Vampire Clingy mug.Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.
by J3ll3y May 17, 2011
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