Cucumber

A large green “vegetable”. That is long and meaty. Usually ate with a stir fry, a salad or a subway. Can also be used in different circumstances.

KSI has a small one.

Barry: “where is my CUCUMBER?”

Bob: “it’s up my butt, do you want it back?”

by Kallix August 7, 2018

cucul

Short for “cuddle cuddle lang”
Alternative to momol.

Person A: what you wanna do tonight?
Person B: not much really, cucul i guess

by mmmNNNN September 23, 2018

Cuckulation

The act of being cucked.

Your boyfriend is not ready to handle this amount of cuckulation.

by Gansta groove spaghetti slam March 12, 2019

cucumber

A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.

John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it

john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it

Britney: cough,cough slurp

john:yes have a cherry to

Britney:no you plug that hole back there

john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick

by Limited_JUKES May 25, 2019

cuteuglyness

Nayeli duh

Describe Nayeli. Cuteugly. Totally a word. Cuteuglyness is the word

by Noelo2345 May 28, 2019

Cucumber Strategy

Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test

Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%

by Sheldon Weiner May 29, 2019

Cuckussion

The act of finishing on the cuck’s face instead of his wife

Origin-
Englishcuckold > 18th cent.cuck
+Latinconcutere > Latin concussio

=cuckussion

Synonyms: cucked, dominated, humiliated

I heard Chad gave that guy a cuckussion when Chad was having sex with the guy’s wife.

by jusstStUd May 30, 2019