Crystal

A sexy girl with huge boobs, she gives great blow jobs and shes great in bed, kinda crazy too, not afraid to be kinky

That girl is such a Crystal

by K.G.G February 1, 2009

crystal pony

a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:

1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud

"oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2
"feets dont fail me now!" said man1

by shizmoo September 5, 2008

Crystal Palace

Blue and red team based in South East London .🦅 Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat 🏆 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1👇

The boy at school gets bullied for supporting Crystal Palace.

by m__arcus__ February 29, 2020

crystal palace

1) Famous for having a set of idiots in charge including simon jordan.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.

He never stood a chance, just like palace then.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.

by ValleyFloydJames September 16, 2005

Crystal

A annoying bitch who baby’s her sons. And is always simped by boys.

That girl is definitely a crystal.

by Thekidaton March 1, 2020

crystal palace

loved by the fans. the one true team in english football. worshiped by many other sets of fans including charlton, millwall, brighton etc.

is that the 12 disciples. no, its ian dowie and his 11 eagles

by god December 10, 2004

crystal palace

In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.

Palace are crap and adam is gay.

by James December 14, 2004