crispy

on the verge of being shit-faced

you: hows it going?
me: im a bit crispy.

by h. shipman March 31, 2004

Crippy

A combination of "trippy" and "creepy."

That picture of Alice in Wonderland is so crippy!

by Yeah May 13, 2005

crispy

a girl who has a flaky vagina

Having sex with a crispy girl sucks!

Dude her vagina feels like peeling, I think she's crispy.

by HerroMkay January 5, 2011

Crispy

Another word for cool

Man that guy is crispy hanging out with those kids.

by jimb0j1290 March 1, 2009

Crispy

When a person smells and does not take baths and does not brush teeth

This idot came to my house and he was crispy as fuck!

by ThaDeal March 30, 2011

Crispy

A completely and utterly worthless person. Someone who needs to not even be allowed to live, and should go and hide in a corner and drink some bleach. This is the type of person who likes to have oral sex with every man they see.

Oh man, that was a great time I had with Crispy last night.

by Someone who January 13, 2006

Crispy Memes

When a meme, to you, is Crispy.

Guy 1: You're all out of dank memes.
Guy 2: Oh yeah!? Well I'll pull out some Crispy Memes!

by XxTheGreyFoxxX May 13, 2016