cracking up

when you cracking up it means you laughing so hard at stupid and retarded shit people say or be doing....and most of the time people is hating you so badly and want to sabotage everything you do and be so evil to you because you so far out their league they cant stand it. and do everything to bring you down and always end up in prison forever or dead the worst way possible like being burn alive.

im cracking up

cracking up by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 22, 2022

anal cracking 

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.

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anal cracking by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013

eggs are cracking 

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.

1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!

eggs are cracking by joijoihere August 15, 2017

Crapkins 

Those dispensed napkins you use to take a crap in public restrooms.

"I had to hover over the toilet; they were all out of crapkins."

Crapkins by jayradford.com September 22, 2003

Crackanigga 

When a person is black on the inside and white on the outside, they often talk in slang and call friends "homie g's".

Cracka- was a term slaves used to identify the slave driver with the whip, because of the sound the whip made.

Nigga- meaning a black man with a gold chain on his neck.

My friends are such crackaniggas, they are pretty much wiggers but way more high class

Crackanigga by maitlyn May 3, 2009

Cranking 

To complete an assignment on it's due date. Often results in rushed or sub-par work. Cranking is often preformed on a bus, in a car, or in the hours of 4am-6am in the comfort of your own home.

Student A- "I was in a major state of cranking this morning, but I got those Brute questions done like nothing."

Student B- "You think that's impressive? I cranked out a degree while away on a golf meet."

Student A- "Yeah, but did you study for that math test?"

Student B- "Oh GOD. Didn't even sniff it."

Cranking by b1 mIRACLE December 5, 2017

cracklin 

- Fried pork fat. Popular in the South.

- Tiny white people.

Keisha: "MMMmmm, I love me some cracklings!!" Chomp, Chomp.

Ray-ray: "Damn, ho! You keep eating those cracklings, and I'll be frying yo ass and sellin it!"

Terell: "Fuck, nigga! I had a dream that a hundred little cracklins tied me up and forced me to listen to Barry Manilow! Then they made me take out a high-interest loan!"

Bank: " That wasn't a dream. You're being evicted. Oh, I love Manilow!!"

cracklin by Jvarna5 March 16, 2008