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Counter-culture

A term used by the dominant culture to make themselves seem edgy and brave. See sheeple and the herd.
"I'm part of the counter-culture!" Proclaims a lone voice in a crowd.
"I'm counter-cultural too" says a second.
"Yes," chants the crowd in unison, "we are all counter-cultural. And we will not tolerate dissent."
(Looting, violence, and or criminal activity soon follow.
by RSMaxwell July 21, 2017
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I counted the beans

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.
Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.
by ZDK December 9, 2008
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COUNT GRISHNACK

Count Grishnack did not kill Euronymous just be more evil. Thats what the media and newspapers said to sell more. It is false statement accordin to Count Grishnack. In interviews he clearly stated that he Euronymous tried to kill him first but Grishnack got Euronymous's shotgun an scared he off. Later Count Grishnack came and stabbed Euronymous 16 times in back 5 in the neck and 2 in head. Count Grishanck was later senteced to 21 years in jail (in Norway). They also found stolen dynomite and plans to blow up church on a holiday. He later escaped took stole car an went on police chase for day. When they captured him they found guns, gas mask, grednades, weapons ect. in the car. Count Grishnack or Varg Vikernes is still in jail in Norway were he worked on his one man band Burzum.
Count Grishnack is know for his infamous acts and his works of his ambient black metal band BURZUM
by GOAT FUKER February 6, 2005
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[counter]

Person A: Damn, there's only one cigarette left in the pack.
Person B: Let's counter that.

Person A: I cant finish a whole cigarette.
Person B: Alright we'll counter it.
by PAPASP August 19, 2013
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Count Zap

A rude person and or Dracula. Brain is usually made of poop and in most cases is extremely Itlalian. Wardrobe consists of NFL player tees and 'I Hate Peyton Manning' shirts.
DID anybody see that count zap today he was wearing a backwards new era and eating a poop sandwich
by nonameforcount November 18, 2010
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Guidance Counselor

A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.
After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".
by Mort_da_man July 14, 2003
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bean counter

Though he was a simple bean counter, he really thought he needed some form of self-defense so he decided he wanted to learn Kung-Fu.
by Light Joker January 7, 2005
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