Carrot Fry

Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.

Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.

by Heybeerman May 14, 2018

Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.

P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.

by Incisor Philly August 12, 2018

carrotjuicesixnine

Urban defines carrot juice as “A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used to describe someone attractive” But i can tell you she doesn’t have freckles or red hair. Instead shes an absolute asian gem that anybody would be lucky to know. Even though shes small shes a beast at everything she does including iPhone games. Shes also incredibly stylish but looks great in anything.

Aye you see her? She got that carrotjuicesixnine thiccness

by youreprettycool November 23, 2018

carrot beard

The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.

This carrot has a super long carrot beard.

by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019

Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.

*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”

by Bigjib February 6, 2020

Carrot

I think is uhh... I think it a.. I think it a carrot

What color is a carrot

I think it a carrot

by WeebKury May 26, 2020

carrot

a carrot

person 1: Akko is getting lazy, no?

Akko: carrot

by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020