cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

Hot cooch

A warm wet hot vagina

Zoe’s a got a hot cooch

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

Wet Cooch

When She is Really Wet And Turned On And Is Dripping Wet. Wet Cooch

I was fingering her last night and all I felt was Wet Cooch

by Stacky Warbucks July 22, 2023

impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose

i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!

by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025

cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

hide a cooch

-The fat overlapping belly skin that hangs down in front of a woman's vagina.

-The hanging excess skin from the stomach region that completely covers the vagina area on an over weigh lady or a woman who has recently lost a lot of weight and now has hanging skin that overlaps her beltline hiding her lady parts.

-Also known as cups or vagiggle gaggle.

-My moms had so many kids and gained so much weight that she's developed a hide a cooch.

-You cant see her belt because of her hide a cooch.

by KimperFay87 May 1, 2021

Cooch chaser

Michael Goodwin

Michael Goodwin is a cooch chaser

by Jackie chue May 25, 2022