use a condom

the subliminal message to help protect humanity from the rise of anymore morons. Educate and make the world a better place before bringing more lives to this Earth.

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by Anyomous182 July 26, 2012

Hoochie Condom

A condom that a guy carries around in case he runs into a hoochie thats da shit. More than likely this will be carried in his wallet.

I banged this chick I met at the grocery store. I'm glad I had my hoochie condom.

by BenDover4sum April 20, 2009

condom

a rubber balloon you stuff your penis in ,to keep all yoursexually transmitted diseases to yourself

i had better wear a condom so you dont catch my herpes

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

silver condom

An intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. When fucking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglefucks.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.

After Jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglefuck in the alleyway.

by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

condom farter

1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.

2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.

1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!

2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!

by KC the gawd March 16, 2008

Condom Bomb

After you finish fucking a girl with a condom. If you have to piss, You piss in the condom and tie the end off. Throwing it someone at the party in hopes it explodes.

I threw a condom bomb at that guys face.

by Apatt January 2, 2011

concord dawn

Concord dawn is a "drum n bass" band from new zealand. In the band is matt harvey and evan short. they rock. you should buy there album "uprising"

"concord dawn are brillant and get you going real well at partys

by peter te rakau August 5, 2004