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Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.
I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.
by Acerpacer May 8, 2015
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comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.
Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.
by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017
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comfort cracker

When being racist towards white people,but in a nice way ;)
Duncan is my favorite comfort cracker
by OkamiKori April 28, 2022
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Comfort Thot

The comfort thot, unlike their common counterparts, have an emotional depth that is often used to support their social circle whilst still being an absolute show pony.
A bit like golden retrievers they aren't the brightest, but they mean well. Often falling into the profession of Emotional Support Thot.
Ethan: Why is there a thot here?

Roy: Excuse me, that's the comfort thot. Says wholesome things and flirts with everyone at the same time
by Wild_Daz April 23, 2021
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Comfort Orgasm

The nonsexual type of orgasm that occurs whenever you place your body in a certain position, causing a great deal of extreme comfort.
Yeah, I slept so well last night cause I had like so many Comfort Orgasms dude!
by TheGreenBowtie November 30, 2017
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Comfortable

To feel cozy and warm. When you could fall asleep where you are.
Sleeping naked is the most comfortable thing in the world
by anonymous March 28, 2021
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Comfort

a sense of physical or psychological ease, often characterised as a lack of hardship. Persons who are lacking in comfort are uncomfortable, or experiencing discomfort.
The use of Comfort as a verb generally implies that the subject is in a state of pain, suffering or affliction, and requires alleviation from that state
by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023
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