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Commie

Holy shit are there a lot of them... That is fucking hilarious!

Hym "Boy oh boy, am I glad we won the Cold War! Otherwise there would be a bunch of commies infesting our institutions! Convincing an entire

generation of our population that communism is a good thing. That shit would have been wild! 30% of our population would identify as imaginary made up genders and blatantly ignore objective reality.All of the social media outlets would be ran and operated by these commies and they would almost exclusively control how we disseminate information.
It wouldn't be hard for them to usurp our government from there. All they'd have to do is find a way to guarantee an election victory by exploiting the fact that only half the population actually votes to determine who is going to be the president. Which would be easy to do because the people who don't vote wouldn't know that someone else cast a ballot in their name (assuming that you found a way to convince people that voting in person was dangerous and made so that people casting votes no longer had to verify their identity). And then they could just institute a bunch of Kafkaesque/Orwellian bureaucracies to maintain control even when their party was no longer in power. That way voting them out wouldn't even work because they could just try again in 4 years (because they never have to stop trying). It would be kind of like this gangstalking thing I'm always on about. Except in Macrocosm. They could just be incessant about it and keep on doing it until they get the desired outcome. And there wouldn't be any evidence because they just don't ever have to admit they're doing it and can keep doing it until all of the people who believe that it's happening are dead. Man... I'm glad that's not happening... Unless they're going to make me their king. In which case, I'm going to need a giant Xerxes throne made of gold and would be very glad that it's happening. Commie King Xerxes... Yeaaaahh...."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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crombie

1. Someone who shags anyone who looks at her in establishments of the night.
2. A fat bitch
3. Someone who wanna be popular but ain't
4. Someone who is as ugly as fuck so guys only look at her cos her legs can't stay shut
Bloody hell crombie is at it again
Look at crombie thinking she is the 'it' girl
by lav machine April 30, 2004
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Comiendo

A man-whore who likes to be an asshole to girls.

A man who makes people fall for him and then breaks their hearts.
That guy is such a comiendo!
by LOLShort June 30, 2010
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commie kludge

a ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a distressing communist whole
by dfgdsfgsdfg July 15, 2011
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combinemuncher

a pussy. a person of a weakened, subservient state.
Connor is such a combinemuncher!!
by r120 May 11, 2021
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combineded

past version of combine cuz combined sounds stupid, so does combine, there should always be a d. combined is future, combineding is present, and combineded is past.
i combineded the two substances.
by pussyfooting_123 July 6, 2022
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Card carrying commie

An opponent of equal or greater skill compared to yourself. They are clever and deviant. Can't trust them so always bring backup
Danny was playing a card carrying commie in Battleship. Danny had to go to the bathroom. While in there the commie switched his ships around and won on that. If danny had brought friends it might not have ended that way.
by Little Canada June 10, 2010
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