Coffee Grinding

A term that is gaining popularity in first-person shooter online multi-player games like "Modern Warfare: 2". "Coffe Grinding" is the act of, upon a successful kill of another player, crouching over the head of the victim's dead body and proceding to perform a "grinding" motion leaving behind a residue of feces with the consistency of "used coffee grinds". This act is to shame and humiliate the victim player, and usually incites anger and violence. Normally performed when one player is "owning" another or a team of others.

After I knifed him for the 4th time in a row I felt like coffee grinding that loser as he bled out on the floor. I ran over and coffee grinded my ass all over his face and then knifed him again.

by The best part of waking up November 22, 2009

Coffee Wanker

The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.

These people are called coffee wankers.

Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.

by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009

dereks coffee

An amazing coffee chain started by Dereks Gerard

Starbucks is the rival to Dereks Coffee

by Jdjsnskznsks July 10, 2019

Get coffee

Going out with a girl/guy to set the stage for a sexual interaction.

Lets go out and get coffee.

Let me buy you a coffee.

by Rubmytummy May 5, 2016

butt coffee

liqui-shit, the color and consistency of coffee. See butt vomit.

I had a raging case of butt coffee last night. My ass is raw from wiping

by itchy corn April 16, 2003

ass coffee

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

Coffee Cakes

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

by KellieV123 October 19, 2007