The Chodesman

The lamest superhero of all time. He possesses the powers of the chode. He can only make his opponents somewhat sweaty with prolonged exposure to his "chode ray". He is known to make change for people at bus stops and save retarded kittens from trees when the fire department is too busy eating chili and such. He has been stabbed 17 times.

Citizen: "I'm being robbed, help!"

The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"

Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"

The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"

Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)

by Meatspin Mike October 8, 2011

Percussion Code

This really cute chick on Twitter that likes to bang things and such because drummers/percussionists do that and they do it attractively.

"There's Percussion Code bein fine as hell again."

by L1v1nN1ghtmar3 February 19, 2014

corona code

When you've had too many Coronas for your code to make much sense anymore.

'Can you do a review of my corona code from last night? I barely remember what I even wrote... but it works!'

by Big Buddha September 20, 2016

Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

dReSs cOdE

A STUPID code and rule usually found at schools or jobs, that makes no sense at all. This dress code is hated by mostly everyone but, the goody two-shoes that just want clout from their teachers.

Betty- I hate the stupid dress code soo much.
Isabella- They made me switch my shorts because they "showed too much skin."
Betty- But they made me take off my hoodie, because it's "not allowed inside!"
Isabella- This dress code makes no FRICKING SENSE!!!

by Oof_Miaaa December 5, 2018

Girl Code

A list of rules made by a girls friend group.

Rule #1. You must NEVER get with your friends ex or crush. If your friend calls dibs on a guy, back off. Exception: your friend gives you full permission and doesn’t care at all about the boy.

Girl #1: Ok so you guys know how I have a crush on Joe... well Rachel knew I liked him and she kissed him!
Girl #2. She can’t do that, it’s girl code!!

Girl #1. I know right, now we have to drop her..

by papajohnspizza March 27, 2019

Japan code word

being on your period. When a girl says she's 'in japan' it means she has her period

"The new code word for being on your period is Japan" (Japan code word)

by periodgurl July 10, 2019