Cleaning

The act of breating in massive amounts of lysol in order to get high

hey joe i'm cleaning later u want to come? yeah i'll bring the lysol!

by CCMMB April 27, 2011

Spring Cleaning

The act of having sex with a woman who thinks their period is over only to find out after-wards that it wasn't as over as you thought.

Woman: hey I think it's over!
Man: sweet!

Then afterwards...

Man: hey looky! I think I found some stuff you lost while spring cleaning!
Woman: you better go take a shower...

by TheBlackBeast March 17, 2010

Spring Cleaning

When a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out.

I'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight.

by dnation December 2, 2007

self-cleaning oven

when a criminal becomes the victim of a crime because he victimized someone at an earlier time; in other words, karma comes back on the criminal, the problem takes care of itself without the need for police or legal intervention. In theory, eventually all crime should diminish because of this theory, the oven should clean itself.

"Man, that banger got shot because he jacked those same dudes last week...it's okay because now his crew will roll back on them...they don't want to make a police report, it's a self-cleaning oven."

by Travislicious April 5, 2008

cleaning rape

the act of being forced to clean against ones will.

Person 1: (crying) I was forced to wash dishes, do laundry, clean the bathroom, mop and vacuum!

Person 2: Its ok, it's not your fault.

Person 1: I was cleaning raped!

by underarmourfixated August 19, 2011

Religious Cleansing

The act of segregating, discriminating or mass murdering large groups of people due to religious differences. Often thought as purification, it is an ancient practice used to "cleanse the world" of anyone who is not a member of that particular religion. Anyone opposing the purification are imprisoned, expelled or slaughtered in the name of whatever god or diety posessed them to commit the atrocity.

Caleb: Whatever happened to the religious order that used to that religious bunch in the next town?

Dave: I heard they were rounded up and either taken away or executed. Something about a religious cleansing.

by Raven Camoran May 6, 2011

Cleaning The Toilet

To masturbate.

Bob: "Did you miss me?"
Sally: "I think about you every time I'm cleaning the toilet"

by prettyfunnyhuh??? August 20, 2013