When the lip of a ladies clam hangs out of her panties and clings to her leg like bubblegum. May also refer to the appearance that closely resembles a ragged used up piece of big league chew clinging to her inner thigh.

As we walked up a hill on a long hot humid day, my girlfriend leaned over and whispered 'I have Clam Tongue Bubblegum'

Clam Tongue Bubblegum by osbornexink July 6, 2015

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Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

Clam Shelling by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

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clam pocket

Noun; Derived from the Latin: "Bearded Clam" And the low Geman "Muschel Tasche", clam pocket, is a versatile term used for a dish traditionally served on the second date of a burgeoning courtship.

See also: beaded clam, beef curtains, fingerhut, cave of wonders, baby cannon, vagoo, the pink castle, the Grandest Canyon.

"Aye, yo- I thought we had something special, when you gonna serve up that clam pocket???

clam pocket by Soft shell crab tacos April 5, 2016

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clam pudding

The mixture of semen and vagina juice after sex.

"How was the sex?"
"Good. After he finished I let him taste some of the clam pudding ;)"

clam pudding by Nktbnnnrs May 16, 2016

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