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national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day
by sxetin March 8, 2023
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Chunky bomber

To vomit into your partners mouth whilst being boosted up by their feet in a T-pose, otherwise known as air-planning.
“Can you believe Jessica gave Travis a chunky bomber”?
by SmallPenMan September 21, 2023
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Chunky Bumping

Scott got caught chunky bumping Sarah.
by Abcd 7890 June 26, 2023
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chunky dory

When a man is a little heavy set, but not so much so that one could define him as fat.
Jacob has gotten chunky dory since the last time I saw him. He must’ve been eating a lot of hotdogs.
by clapemcheeks February 13, 2024
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Hot n' Chunky Stewjob

This is the act of throwing up warm chunky vomit onto a partners genitals during oral sex. As disgusting as it sounds, surely there are people out there (like those into shit porn) who enjoy this. It is generally an accidental act triggered by a gag reflex or perhaps a very yeasty vag, but may be used purposely as an act of revenge or spite.
EX1. Bill only wanted a BJ from Steph, but she ended up giving him more than he asked for, a nice hot n' chunky stewjob.

EX2. Steve was all hyped up to eat out Jill's axe wound but the bitch was so dirty he gave her a hot n chunky stewjob before he even touched his tongue to it.
by N8RZ March 18, 2013
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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
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Chunky mama

When your gurl is looking hot at the airport
Man, chunky mama, you really did it today
by Bigp November 19, 2023
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