A penis which has a greater width than it does length, although contrary to popular opinion, a chode cannot exist, the word is simply used to mockingly define a penis which is short and fat, see stumpy
by hex_ten August 21, 2006
Get the chodemug. Chode, sometimes spelled choad.
1. A short, stubby penis.
2. Fecal matter clinging to an animal's rear.
3. The perineum.
1. A short, stubby penis.
2. Fecal matter clinging to an animal's rear.
3. The perineum.
1. OMG my gay lover has a chode like a cheese wheel LOLOLOL!!!!1
2. Chode encounters of the turd kind!!
3. Please do not spank my chode with a fly swatter.
2. Chode encounters of the turd kind!!
3. Please do not spank my chode with a fly swatter.
by JohnnyBJs August 27, 2006
Get the chodemug. by A friend of PumpMasterFlash October 2, 2005
Get the Chodemug. 1) Technical definition: A chode is not the area between a man's nutsack and asshole. It is the soft pink walls of the inner-ass-crack, just outside the asshole itself.
2) A person who is a chode is someone who is a douchebag but doesn't know it, and acts like he/she is "cool".
Most commonly refers to oblivious bosses who think their employees like them, and rich white kids who try to break dance. If someone makes you and your friends do the "durr, durr" retard impression when he/she leaves, that person is likely to be a chode.
Be advised: YOU are probably a chode if you frequently are the one walking away from a group alone thinking you're cool or down!
2) A person who is a chode is someone who is a douchebag but doesn't know it, and acts like he/she is "cool".
Most commonly refers to oblivious bosses who think their employees like them, and rich white kids who try to break dance. If someone makes you and your friends do the "durr, durr" retard impression when he/she leaves, that person is likely to be a chode.
Be advised: YOU are probably a chode if you frequently are the one walking away from a group alone thinking you're cool or down!
Chode Manager: "Hey guys, thanks for working Sunday... so how was your weekend?"
Workers: "great. How was yours?"
Chode Manager: It was awesome! I got a good bike ride in, mowed the lawn, spent time with "the fam". Oh! I got new bike shoes....(rambles on)
Workers: (whisper) seriously???? What a CHODE!!!
Workers: "great. How was yours?"
Chode Manager: It was awesome! I got a good bike ride in, mowed the lawn, spent time with "the fam". Oh! I got new bike shoes....(rambles on)
Workers: (whisper) seriously???? What a CHODE!!!
by Jag Panzer November 23, 2011
Get the chodemug. "He is worse than a beta male, he's the guy who calls you out in front of a girl for your alpha/un politically correct behavior so he can look better than you. He's afraid to be a man so he acts like a self righteous little bitch every chance he gets, especially around women so he can feel good about himself and others may validate how proper and righteous he really is as he thinks this will win the affection of the ladies and admiration of his chosen peers"
"Dude, stop being such a fkn chode and sack tha fuck up, she likes it when I tease her about wanting my cock, ffs
by PUA terms January 21, 2012
Get the Chodemug. chode- the penile :D that's sooo small and fat that it's not even juicy lol :P add me on myspace stefan(dj dripz)
by dragonass56 January 19, 2010
Get the chodemug.