Choad

a person or thing that is short

my pants are so choad
hey choad!
sam is such a choad

by k-lynn February 3, 2005

choad tail

a stringy braided ass hair that hangs down to your choad.

Brian holmes has a choad tail.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

Choad

it is as long as it is wide, ahhhhh

gaz has a choad, luv swaby x

by c-h-o-a-d February 11, 2003

choad

Hi mrs.tablert, your son broke a glass. choad means a penis that is wider than it is long, this long

Tyler Mckneal is not a choad.

by alex r January 13, 2003

Choad

To have a fat dick but looks as thick as a tapeworm.

The Choad would not fit in the skinny vagina.

by Alex February 6, 2004

Choad

a rare medical condition where the gerth of a pennis exceeds the length

look in between you`re legs CHOAD BOY

by dan cliff November 17, 2004

choad

What comes outta your penis when you cum

Get a load of that choad!

by One eyed monkey juice December 28, 2005