vomit children

When two people, of a decidedly less than adequate physical appearance, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because only hot people can have sex. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of ugly babies is born.

Tim and Ash are too ugly to bang. They should just have some vomit children.

by Jesse Bailey July 30, 2008

University of Spoiled Children

An outdated and cliched nickname for USC, the University of Southern California.

USC was formerly known as the University of Spoiled Children, but has vastly improved over the past few decades and is now a top ranked and diverse university.

by Tommy Trojan January 5, 2007

Pulling A "Children of Men"

Pulling A "Children of Men" - A movie or story with a crappy ending, a random ending or an ending that just comes out of the blue, the term was originally thought of after the horrible ending of Children Of Men but the good plot

Person 1: It looks like its Pulling A "Children of Men" .
Person 2: Damn it pulled a children of men
Person 3: Well that sucked i want my money back

by Zjr December 24, 2008

knuckle children

The load you blow from masturbating.

Jesus looked so hot in that robe that I felt the need to fire off some knuckle children after my family left for work.

by mikethecoder September 20, 2005

all my children

A Soap Opera based on depressed woman and men. IT is really fucked because it makes the world look so evil.

The acting is quite terrible and is a blight on TV.

One episode of All My Children:

Bionca: The reason i murdered your father is because he tried to rape me.

by Anti-bser-missile January 7, 2008

door children

This is a result of humping a door too many times. You will have children in shape of a door.
*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*

Dude, I heard that Bob humped a door and now he has 3 door children!
Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.

by JellieBean17 January 3, 2008

childcore

When someone is acting like an immature little bitch, entirely blasé and callous about everything and with an air of superiority that only an adolescent could portray in a non-satirical manner. Typically attempts to belittle other people for no reason, spouting things like "dadcore" and "nerd" with little justification.

I asked Shogunner a question and he responded like a childcore little bitch, saying things like "lmao" and "wow m8 u r dum." I slapped him on his face and he started crying like a pussy ass bitch!

by mcdmrc October 7, 2016