Ray Charles wakeup

where you cum in your friend's eyes while he is sleeping and it hardens over night. then in the morning, the hardened jizz seals their eyes shut, leaving them unable to see.

Last night John fell asleep, so i gave him a Ray Charles wakeup. He was completely blind in the morning.

by Charles Ulric & Nelson Tait November 13, 2009

Dirty Charleston

A fetish that appeared in the Roaring 20's. The act involves a man paying a prostitute to shoot human excrement at him out of a trombone as he dances the Charleston naked, in a public square.

Gram Gram said she used to give out Dirty Charlestons more frequently than handjobs!

by GrandKid June 28, 2010

charles darwin

Did NOT coin the phrase 'survival of the fittest'. Not racist, he theorized all that shit everybody's pointing to. Person I'd like most to meet, aside from Zoroaster.

Original Evolutionist - cool comfort? charles darwin.

by pwn20r2 September 21, 2005

Charles Calvin

HOTTEST STICKMAN EVER

CHARLES CALVIN IS SO SEX MM

by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

James Charles

Horrible, Horrible, man who tried making a straight guy gay.

James Charles: Let's Fuck.
Straight Guy: No I'm straight.
James: *kisses guy without permission*
James Charles Subscriber Count: *Goes down instantly*

by Tykoi July 12, 2019

James Charles

A horrible person who nearly killed Tiffanydaplant while recklessly driving a broke persons vehicle. He denies being responsible but he could have killed Tiffany and her unborn child. He is going to court to fight Tiffany soon but obviously Tiffany will win.

James *drives recklessly and harms Tiffany*
Tiffanydaplant *practically dead*
James Charles "iT wAsNt Me"
Tiffanydaplant "I'm suing you"
James Charles "iM sUiNg YoU fOr TeLliNg ThE tRuTh...I sHoUlD hAvE jUsT kIlLeD yOu

by rattybaddie September 4, 2019

charles

A crazy alter ego that a blacked out friend frequently morphs into. Charles often yells "yung money!" and "neck, maurice" when Charlesed out. These are usually the two indications that one has changed into Charles. Charles is also unusually agressive, always looking to fight. Every question is answered with "shut the fuck up."

Charles: "Yung money, bada bada bee, maurices pieces!!"
Me: "Well, it looks like Charles is partying with us tonight"

by badabee December 13, 2010