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The channel picker

This is when 2 are having sex, doggystyle, and during that, one party shoves a tv remote remote up the other parties ass until it picks a channel.
“Yo, one time I was curious and didn’t wanna pick a channel, so I shoved my remote up my asscrack and it led me to the news! This is when I invited the channel picker!”
by CrispyButtttHair November 13, 2019
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Channel-Catted

The sexual act of taking a mans genitals as a whole into one's mouth.
Man, she channel-catted me last night...Woot!
by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019
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Channel-catted

The act of taking a male's genitals in whole (Scrotum and penis) into the mouth all at once.
Jenny channel-catted me last night and it felt great!
by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019
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Christian Channel

Christian Channel is a word used by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie. He say it always when some swearing or some offensive jokes or memes are going to be in the wideo here is example from one episode of YLYL
"And im 100 precent..." . Oh my god i have'nt stopped video so quick before. Christian Channel.
by GoffyGoofer December 30, 2017
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Gorilla Channel

Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.

Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.

To watch the gorilla channel

1. Take an obvious joke as totally real
Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel
by lenincarabajal January 6, 2018
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grey channel

A fictitious supply chain invented to cover up the inability of the procurer to obtain the object they promised would arrive on Friday as they "know people"
Apparently they don't have any in their supply chain anywhere but I'm looking to obtain some through my grey channel
by Jack Under The Box September 28, 2017
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Communist Channel

A Channel in General sam's Discord Server in which Mao Zendong and Glorious_Leader Rule
Hey do you want to join the Communist Channel?
by Glorious_Leader™ April 5, 2017
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