counter-terrorism

(n.) counter-terrorism refers to offensive measures taken to deter, prevent and respond to terrorism.

Before the 2010 Vancouver Olympics began all the manhole covers in and around the city were welded closed as a counter-terrorism measure.

by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010

Chuntress

The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.

(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).

Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."

by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) December 1, 2010

counter poo

when one friend texts another a picture of poo, said friend must "counter poo" in order to retain respect

"Aw dawg, ho just cent me poo pride, now i gotta muster up some counter poo"

by amanda2169 November 3, 2011

Count Lucio

A man who is very dramatic and made tons of oopsies

Person 1: Oh no I made an oopsies

Person 2: Who are you, Count Lucio??
Person 1: Wut? :

by Dr. Devorak September 13, 2020

Count Fetish

The feeling of extreme sexual attraction to the act of, or people who partake in, counting. Some individuals also require numbers before reaching a state of sexual gratification (orgasm).

Dude 1: I can't watch Sesame Street anymore, i have a count fetish.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Every time that Jewish Vampire start counting, I get a stiffy

by captnsmol April 1, 2021

Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.

I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.

by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011

Slut Count

Approximate amount of sluts in attendance at a social gathering.

Greg: "Hey bro, what's the Slut Count lookin like at that party?"

Dalton: "Slut Count is at 23"

Greg: "That is Slutastic!"

by CandyBalls July 4, 2011