Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

by Ron Jeremy May 28, 2003

to the bat cave

When a girl is on all fours on the bed during sex and you pull out, scream “TO THE BAT CAVE!” and thrust her off the bed

When I finished last night Sophie went to the bat cave

by Joel McKenna May 19, 2018

batwings in the cave

a combination of bat wings and bats in the cave. meaning having a pair of sweaty balls in your nose.

Hey dude, want a tissue? You've got batwings in the cave!

by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008

man cave

The hairy stank hole between a mans two butt cheeks.

"Grab the lube, Joe, I'm entering your man cave!"

by hellybelly123 March 15, 2013

Cave Bear

Cave Bear, also known as Man Bear Pig. Cave Bear is a wierd female who is usually the neighbor of a close friend. They live in caves near the woods or the ocean ex. Forestville, California.

Damn, she's a Cave Bear

by Shadowy Shadows January 8, 2011

cave paintings

The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.

Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

turtle cave

The asshole.

"Hey did you get sexy with her last night?"
"Oh yeah, I tongue buttered her turtle cave so hard!"

by MindingFreedom September 2, 2017