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Detroit Catholic Central High School 

The best school in the state of Michigan. Everybody thinks that CC kids are cocky but when they see all the academic and athletic excellence, they tend to shut up. Nobody can talk smack straight to a CC guys face. Thats why they talk trash behind their backs.Only public school guys hate CC guys. The girls love them.
Public School Guy : CC is cocky
Detroit Catholic Central High School Kid: Look at the banners
Public School Guy : Sorry, i cant count that high
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John S. Burke Catholic High School

Talk of the town school; where all the rich preppy kids go. Some of the biggest assholes/whores spent their days here, making their rounds with 6-8 people within the span of a month. Everyone can recognize a Burkie. Not that much to be proud of.
Burke, Goshen NY, John S. Burke Catholic High School

Traditional Catholic 

A Catholic that does not live by the changes that were made in the the Church as a result of Vatican II. Most of the time they attend a Latin mass, the women wear dresses, don't eat meat on Friday, don't send their kids to public school, have loads of kids, say the rosary every day, say grace before and after meals and don't listen to modern music or use bad language. They come in varying degrees of weirdness. Some are just normal, well-behaved and modestly-dressed Catholics. Others, usually the ones that live in the middle of nowhere stick out. I could go on and on describing their various peculiarities but I think I covered all of the basics.
Girl: Who are those freakin' weird people over there in the long ass skirts? That's disgusting that they have more than 3 kids! They must be crazy! They need to get liberated! I'm sure they're judging us right now!
Traditional Catholic: Who's judging?
Traditional Catholic by BMDC September 16, 2010

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? 

A slightly rude way of saying "no".
Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.
Word of the Day on April 7, 2012

salvatorian roman catholic college 

Where non evolved boys live. To identify them u must simply look at there short height and smol cocks. Legend has it if u look at the face u will be scarred with a long term condition called salvos disease the reason why the sacred heart language college have turned lesbian or at least bi.
U see him he comes from salvatorian roman catholic college
Me: have u got salvo disease? :/

St. Andrews Catholic Education Center 

A school the kills originality. It used to be cool but over the past 9 years it has just gone down hill. The teachers are either boring, bipolar, or crazy.
St. Andrews Catholic Education Center... or sascec sucks!

paramus catholic 

one of the only catholic schools in bergen county that doesn't have fake ass stuck up douchbags going there. unlike homosexual dominant schools like bend over bergen also known as bergen catholic or butt buddy bosco also known as don bosco. paramus catholic actually has the opposite sex known as a female. (for all of you all boy school students who might not of known about the other gender) paramus catholic isn't the best at sports for the main reason that the student there don't want to waste there whole high school life practicing a sport because paramus catholic students have lives and have friends.
did you hear that Megan fox's new husband was a graduate from Paramus catholic