Fart cakes

Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts DOT com

Bobby, don't eat these fart cakes. They smell like craps

by Donaldina January 19, 2009

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beat them cakes

having sexual intercourse with a female.

Hey fool, did you beat them cakes last night?

by cantdowright February 27, 2007

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Julius Caesar

The love and delight of the human race

Julius Caesar was the most distinguised man of Roman History.

by Ethan Flack April 26, 2008

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caesar salad

the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.

yo, I gave that bitch a caesar salad and that dirty hoe kept the money.

by Kevin Sparticus November 27, 2007

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(1) A homosexual person who cannot admit they are gay, for fear of being rejected by their peers or large Conservative audience.

i.e. Steven Crowder, failed comedian, host of political podcast Louder with Crowder

“Did you hear Steven Crowder call his wife’s ass a ‘buttocks’? What a fucking closet case.”

by duckkkkkkkkkkk December 8, 2020

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Novelty Gently Caress

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).

I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.

by Noir July 25, 2009

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