Jew Camp

Jew camp is where jews go to get away from overly jewish parents and well to have sex under the lake dock. it also provides a safe haven from rape and molostation on shabbat
Ex. 1
Marge: Paula I want YOU
Paula: YO its shabbat
Marge: damn
Ex. 2
Emilie: So what are you doind this summer?
Dee: Well I was planning on having sex with Josh under the dock at Jew camp
Emilie: ME TOO!!
by Emilie PK July 24, 2006
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camp nazi

Someone who bosses the camp around acting like they are in charge, when in fact, they are not.
Chris, what the fuck, stop being a camp nazi.
by Jurtin Swoops September 23, 2005
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camp girlfriend

1) the girl that teenage boy forms a relationship with while attending a summer camp. Since camp dating occurs outside of normal parental supervision and in an environment tailored for fun, camp girlfriend relationships are typically more intense and more intimate than regular relationships; participants will often explore and experiment with camp girlfriends in ways they would be too nervous to in a regular relationship. However, due to the brevity of the camp experience, these relationships leave little lasting impression. A well-adjusted teen will rarely mention his camp girlfriend to his regular friends and may forget her name by Halloween.

2) A relationship with any person, event, or idea that is taken up with great passion and fervor, only to be coolly discarded a short time later when circumstances change.
Jared's such a loser, school started a month ago and he's still talking about his camp girlfriend.

Management is making a big deal about the new TPS reports, but it's just their latest camp girlfriend. Nobody will even remember why we needed them in a couple months.
by Rrhoma August 04, 2009
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Door Camping

A term used in Rust.

This is the action of waiting outside of someone's base until they come out their door, then you kill them when they least expect it.
Yo this guys annoying, Ima try door camping him
by TheLadInABarnySuit July 28, 2021
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Camp Friends

The coolest kids ever! Usually found going to FONZ camp, and loving animals and being weird. Usually a little nutty, but kind, caring, and hilarious. Greatest people to be around.
Oh my god, I LOVE my camp friends!

Camp friends suck -- they're your best friends for two weeks, then you come home and they're living 3 hours away from you!

Camp friends are always there for you.
by Katarin Valkyri November 27, 2008
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Band Camp

Generally a one week experience of hell on earth. It can include, but not limited to, sun burns, extreme pain, dizziness, gross food, and torture.
Everything hurts! I swear band camp is like hell on earth. AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY!!!
by NightFox818 August 15, 2006
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Jew Camp

A Camp where most Jews spend the majority of their summers, usually run by the NFTY organization.

At reformed Jewish camps, the point of attending is to get layed and get drunk. This is usually where mpst Jews explore their sexuality for the first time.
A place to get away from all craziness and restricting adults to be able to do whatever they want, that is if they get good counselors.

Usually, once a jew attends a Jew Camp, they never want to leave.
Gary: McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate"!
J.J.: You mean, penis-in-vagina?
Gary: No, dickhead, sex.

-Wet Hot American Summer

what Jews aim for at Jew Camp...
by Ereekita November 08, 2005
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