Computer AIDS 

When your computer starts freezing in random spurts. Can be passed from computer to computer. Next internet craze.

GOD! my computer has like, computer AIDS or something!

Computer AIDS by katiefaceex3 January 13, 2008

Computer Art

A useless class only taken by art freaks, and people who want an easy A.

Man lets take computer art to raise the GPA.
But dude its full of hippy art freaks!

Computer Art by bob freedman October 18, 2006

[Computer] nerd 

Computer nerd. Can be discribed as a small, scrawny boy with glasses and acne, or a huge fat guy who sits on his computer all day playing MMORPG's and eats food all day and doesn't bathe and smells and is a big doo-doo head. If you come across a computer nerd, just say this: "You're a nerd, everyone hates you. Get a life." That will send the Computer nerd running up to its mother from her basement. also can be known as someone with no life

"Oh my god, Tim, you're such a computer nerd. You sit around playing that runescape shit all day.

[Computer] nerd by I'manerdlol. January 23, 2009

computer love

The occurence in which one computer or video game player is being favorited over their oponent causing them to overmatch there oponent in an unfair advantage.

I can't believe ray allen made 8 threes in a row on NBA live i'm losing cause he getting computer love.

computer love by jabbawockeez tellem May 19, 2008

computer geek 

Person who spends WAAAAYYYY too much time on the computer, as in upwards of 2 hours a day (not counting AIM or iTunes). These people usually have what can be described as an xbox tan. They also have few friends, many of which are likely computer geeks themselves. They also use stupid words originating from typos.

Computer Geek: I pwned u n00b!!!!111
Normal Person: WTF does that mean?

computer geek by Underdawg November 10, 2008

Computer food 

Computer food is a concept invented by my good friend Ross, and basically describes food that might as well have been made by a computer for all the human attention that has gone into it's creation. It might as well be made out of plastic for Jebus's sake.

Dude #1 (stood at burger van at some festival or other): Man, that pre-grated cheese looks totally computerised ...

Dude #2 (nods head in agreement): Fo 'sho brother mine, your computer food radar is finely tuned. Let's go get falafel instead. It sounds funnier.

Computer food by Howard Campbell December 29, 2005

computer phone 

What telephones have turned into.

You used to talk on phones. Now you surf the web, view and send images, have sex, play music, instant message, play games, save addresses and record your appointments, and send fucking e-mail from somthing the size of lightbulb.

computer phone by anaomus November 4, 2004