I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.

L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”

by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024

Chocolate Candle

Giving someone a “chocolate candle” refers to a sexual act where one partner opens the anal cavity wide enough to fill with body-safe candle wax, usually during other forms of wax play.

My wife isn’t great in the kitchen, but she sure knows how to give me a great chocolate candle.

by Rattiegirl1 October 19, 2024

Christmas Candle

When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.

Yo, Nate was so lit at the party last Saturday he let E give him a Christmas candle!

by Peter_peter October 28, 2024

God Candle

A sudden positive surge in the price of a crypto currency, viewed as a Candlestick Chart.

Their earthly body felt a moment of ecstasy when they saw the ETH chart print a God Candle after being stagnant for years.

by artphase December 2, 2024

candle tits

Concave tits with a nipple akin to a candle wick.

Them candle tits are so hot, imma light them.

by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024

candle tits

Concave tittles with nipples akin to a candle wick

Them candle tits are so hot, i bet they smell like midnight dream.

by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024

Candle Pop

When your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job while you give her an ear candle.

My girlfriend asked me to light her ear candle, while she was laying there she pulled down my pants and blew me before the flame went out then yelled Chinese Candle Pop!

by ChinseXandlePop September 22, 2025