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Chandlerism

A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.
"From 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away." - Chandlerism spoken by Philip Marlowe

"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."
Chandlerism by darth_california September 20, 2009

Candlewood Middle School 

A school of Drama, Japs, Rude teachers, and more. Candlewood is a "non-bullying" zone. HAHAHAH that's what they think. if you walk through the halls ofc candle wood you will see at least 5 kids being booked, a teacher or 2 yelling and a kid crying left and right. The hallways smell like piss! The teachers expect way too much but here's an over view of the grades

6th: THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT! always decorating lockers and they get lost like how do u get lost in a square LET ME KNOW!!

7th: DRAMAAAAAAA! guidance is ur savior and it's all you do! think they are so cool bc they hu

8th: can't complain really they are cool and hu a lot so yea

very diverse
Amanda: Candlewood Middle School sucks
Jordan: i know

candied hair 

Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.
He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.
candied hair by poop2019 April 2, 2012

candlefog 

Instagram user I only follow cuz it’s a girl
“I followed candlefog” said jake
“Not that ig user again” said Christine
candlefog by Candlefog lover August 5, 2022

Heather Chandler 

A Heather Chandler is someone who is an absolute alpha bitch. She is beautiful and scary, even her friends are afraid of her. Everyone either wants to be her or wants to be with her.
With her red and black outfit and her bitchy tweets, she’s a real Heather Chandler

candelario

a very kind, handsome, & amazing guy who any girl could fall inlove with.
There's this really cute guy in my math class named Candelario.
candelario by dollface54 September 20, 2016