the bible

the people who defined this term are the idiots who spend 420 hours a week in their basements away from grass.

those dick lickers who called the bible fake prob spend 420 hours a week in their basement reading reddit posts about how big kanye west's dick is

by Knmagor January 24, 2023

reading the bible

When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage.

You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible!

by Grau December 25, 2008

Mexican Bible Study

A kinky sex maneuver in which while the male is licking the female's (or other male's ;) anus, she defecates into his mouth. The male then half-way swallows it leaving it partly in his throat. The other member then repositions themselves by laying on their back with knees bent upward. The male then regurgitates the feces back into the other members mouth and places each of his butt cheeks onto each of the respective breasts placing his penis against the entrance of her nose as she masticates on the feces rocking back and forth ejaculating down her nasal canal.

I'm gonna go give your mom a Mexican bible study.

by Not So Sexy Cow May 30, 2009

bible-banger

Someone who listens to modern Christian music all of the time.

"Man, she may not go to church a lot, but she sure is a bible-banger."

by Natalie Edwards August 25, 2007

the bible

A book talking a lot about wine and miracles... My guess is the wine came first

hic.. and now... hic... I will change this sick person into ... hic... someone healthy... Yo, take notes... will make a book... hic... with the best tricks... hic... the bible or something

by Ant0n December 25, 2008

Bable

A place to sit at a restaurant that had a booth on one side of the table and chairs on the other side.

Jorge was so fat, but loved sitting in a booth, he always sat at a bable when going out to eat.

by hockeyfaninaz October 30, 2008

book or bible

term meaning either true or false, usually formed into a question. If something is true you respond "bible", if something is false you respond "book"

Same as asking "True or False?"

I saw your friend in the park yesterday. you ask "Book or Bible?" If true you respond Book, if false Bible

by Tiff P. July 27, 2006