when everything that could go wrong does, and it happens all at once. the layers of shit just keep piling on up, and you're just gonna have to eat it.

if your' house burns down, you catch a cold, it's exam week, your mother goes to the hospital, and your best friend get's in a car wreck, you say, "I'm eating a huge shit burger with everything on it".

shit burger by wormy wino December 12, 2006

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the burger king

A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....

person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE

*the burger king appears*

Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*

King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.

the burger king by YELLINGMAN January 20, 2007

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veggie burger

a burger made out of soy and/or vegetables, without meat.

"Yum, I love Burger King's veggie burgers!"

veggie burger by ali. March 8, 2009

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Burger King creepy

that creeeeepy feeling you get when watching the Burger King commercials. This unemotional, plastic smile, the beady eyes and the whole get-up is just freaky when you see him in bed with a guy and handing him a sandwich. Bleeech!!

Oh mah gawd!! That bug-eyed guy with the stringy, greasy hair keeps staring at me and then smiles when I look back at him. He is so Burger King creepy.

Burger King creepy by Burger King dude October 16, 2006

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