buritodick

Something you say to a guy who has gonorrhea because their penis stings like it has been exposed to a hot and spicy burito. Can also be said to a mexican.

Justin: Yo my dick stings!
Tyler: That's cause you have a buritodick.
Justin: mmm that sounds good.
Tyler: your fucking gay!

by Grorge Shrinks August 4, 2006

burnt owl

an old black lady that is short and fat,like an owl.Usually they have black rings around their eyes that are blacker than their regular skin.

The burnt owl just ate chiken and waffles.

by jessie morganelli October 22, 2008

Buritto Train

When a group of men with hairy assholes make a congo line, stick their dicks in each other, and dance.

It was awkward when the hairy chest competition turned into a buritto train.

by Pussycat13 October 13, 2009

burnt

to jank someone so bad, in other words to make fun of the person so bad everyone goes "oooo"

Man that boy burnt her ass up!

by Grandana May 13, 2005

Burnt Iced bun

When a niggas face is covered in jizm, so it looks like an iced bun.

And the burnt bit is the black part.

"Hey look at that iced bun"

by Boom March 10, 2005

burf

Something to say when you don't know what else to say but want to say a word. Expresses general discontent or simply slight boredom.

*stares at Facebook for five minutes*

"Burf."

*goes and makes a sandwich

by Mcmindster September 23, 2011

ROFL ROFL ROFL! OWNED AND BURNT!

This is the highest form of rofl known to man or computer and when used someone is definately getting owned and burnt.

Pierro:They will absolutely die when they find out it has been me all along and you by my side.

Mike:ROFL ROFL ROFL! OWNED AND BURNT!

by MajorSookOff October 7, 2007