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The Brown Mob 

The most viscous, ruthless, and cut-throat High-School sports crowd in California, and maybe even the West Coast. Belonging to the Yuba City High School Honkers, they are the crowd that no team wants to play. They throw In The Occasional Obscenity, And Receive Many Middle Fingers From The Opponents On The Court. Don't Let them get into your players head...they won't ever leave.
1) Player 1: Coach! I can't play! This crowd is about to make me cry!

The Brown Mob (random person): Hey! Fuck you! Get the Hell off of our court!

The Brown Mob (chant): Take a Seat, Take a Seat...
The Brown Mob by R-Ill February 21, 2009
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Brown Onion 

The least attractive female of a group of females.
Whoa... Hen's Night. Look at all those Peaches!

And one Brown Onion.
Brown Onion by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011

little brown book 

a small notebook or document in which an individual keeps a running list of the names and phone numbers of people they have had anal sex with.
bro 1: "hey man, do you have that Puertorrican midget's number?
bro 2: "yeah it's in my little brown book, let me get it"
(bro 2 pulls out LBB)
bro 1: damn, that thing looks like a phone book, no wonder every girl in this city is walking funny."
little brown book by mitchy P February 13, 2014

Brownsville Area High School 

Some random school that nobody knows exists and also has a bunch of crazy and random policies. The students are really ghetto and crazy too and it’s on the news sometimes
Little Timmy: “I forgot to put my phone in the caddy at Brownsville Area High School so now I have to give it to the office every day”
Little Sally: “You wasn’t even on it though”

brown bottle fever 

illness with sympotms such as headache, nausa, bad mood, red eyes, all brought on by drinking bottle beer.
Having had 14 beers last night at the party, Ben was now suffering from brown bottle fever.
brown bottle fever by baltsox January 11, 2008

Brown Bag a Bitch 

The act of taking a female out to lunch if you aren't that interested in her, instead of the more expensive dinner date.
John: Mary has been calling me all week.
Bill: Might as well brown bag a bitch.

My welfare check didn't come in so i had to settle for brown bagging a bitch.

brown bidet

A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.
"Sorry I used all your toilet paper, but I had a lot to clean up after the brown bidet."
brown bidet by Swinky June 1, 2009