Cart Blocked

Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.

Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.

by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010

drink block

When a person at the bar prevents you from ordering a drink for you or a woman you're buying a drink forbecause they are acting like a jackass.

I was at the bar and asked a person if i could get in to order a drink and they wouldn't move therefore he was drink blocking me.

by meatshield01 September 11, 2010

roid block

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching

i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

Lemon Block

When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.

Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox

by Bert B. Williams December 10, 2011

booger blocked

1.) When you pick a large, viscous booger while driving and are unable to flick it out the window before arriving at your destination.

2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.

"Do you have a tissue, I was booger blocked on the way here."

by PopeAbsurd October 13, 2011

cock blocking chakra

A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.

That veterinarian has a cock blocking chakra.

by jakethesnake63 November 24, 2011

Dock Block

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.

Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!

by Master Baiting July 8, 2012