bloke

Most commonly a glass test tube with a hole an inch above the bottom, used for evaporating methamphedamine into the lungs for delivery to the brain(or whats left of it).

"Without the bloke, there is no getting high."

by JohnnyPure December 15, 2008

BLOKES

Modern British 'wide-boy' Slang for a sum of money. more specifically, substitution for the type of money involved: quid, pounds, dollar etc.
Said usually when large sums are involved and the speaker wants to make an impression of percieved wealth.

Two mates see each other in the street, one is casually 'showing off' his new Rolex Oyster by adjusting his cuffs in the hope of being noticed.

man1: "Cop your new ticker mate, Rolex? how much did that rush you?"
man2: "Hundred an fifty blokes off a geezer in the Lamb and Flag"
man1: 'thats a fair wedge of 'shola for a fake 'lex"
man2: 'its not fake its proper, mind you, it's probably nicked'

by Mr. Cunninglinguist August 31, 2013

bioner

its what there aint nothin of

aint no bioner

by ms. joena joe jackson March 22, 2004

Blober

A large but fat penis

I used my blober with my girl

by Mexican:taco September 8, 2016

blaney

Slang, blanket, blankie

It's fronin in here, I need a blaney!

by Carrie February 24, 2005

bline

1. a term used for "lighting up" a cigarette, cigar, or device used for smoking 2. an exclamation in agreement with a statement or fact

1."Why don't we bline (up) another joint?

2.Jon- "Math class sucks"
Casey- "Bline."

by Stephan666 September 11, 2005

Bloger

To bloge is to drink (felch) a quantity of semen greater than that of one ejaculation from another person's rectum. It is not necessarily a sexual act but may be performed for it's therapeutic, novelty or nutritional value. The active participant is the bloger, pronounced blow-ger, while the passive participant is referred to as the bloger, pronounce in the French blow-jhay.

You know Ben, from accounting? He's a total Bloger.

by dablyputs November 1, 2007