An attractive, highly feminine woman with blonde hair who is considered by most men to be a prime catch as a girlfriend, which explains the metaphorical comparison to platinum, an extremely valuable metal.
Have you seen Johnny's new platinum blonde? Damn she's a catch!
Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.
Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.
by BloodIsBlue August 06, 2018
While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job
by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010
A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.
by major_delmac April 04, 2005
an adjective describing a person who has a ton of blonde hair that can not be controlled and is homeschooled. They usually spend hours untangling it and then somehow within mintues it becomes tangled again. The word is a mixture of a dumb blonde and a clumsy blonde. It can be used in a derogatory phrase.
by a.s.d.f.j.k.l.; July 03, 2012
Airline Blonde - A lady that has blonde hair that is not natural, It maybe a wig or dyed, but either way.... she still has a black box...
blonde, airline, fanny, lady, hair, natural, wig,
blonde, airline, fanny, lady, hair, natural, wig,
I was with this 'Airline Blonde' the other night, Her hair on her head was golden but she still had a black box...
blonde, airline, fanny, lady, hair, natural, wig,
blonde, airline, fanny, lady, hair, natural, wig,
by johnparker74 September 24, 2010
A extremely shallow person or to be more detailed, anyone that uses text talk in a regular conversation, or is on Facebook for more than four hours at one sitting. Disclaimer, anyone can be blonde trash.
by L cars February 18, 2011
A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
by CassieWin February 13, 2023