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Fat Blindness

1. Being so fat that your own body fat has the ability of overlapping your eyes causing temporary blindness. Aslo, 2. Being blind to actions that are stereotypically the actions of an obese person.
Ordering a triple burger combo with cheese, super sized, but you want to make sure that the coke is half diet because you're watching your figure. Your Fat Blindness has caused you to overlook the fact that you're stuffing your face like a fat fool.
by Arizona Ratfink August 18, 2011
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trans blender

Its alot like a Apache helicopter except if you are known as a blender
"Look mom im a blender, A trans blender."
by Cubby Talker December 7, 2017
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blind cite

A citation to some authority where it is clear the author has either not read, or fails to comprehend on a basic level, the cited authority.
Jeff regularly cites to articles that directly contradict his premise. One could say his blind cite is 20/20.
by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017
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blind squirrel

a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"
That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.
by retsehcmai January 21, 2009
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Go fuck a Blender

a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils
mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.

tom: Go fuck a blender
by bibbidy bob October 26, 2008
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blind mullet

A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.
Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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3 Orangutans 1 Blender

An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.
I tried to look up 3 orangutans 1 blender and couldn't find anything, most likely a hoax.
by Justicewithtacosandweed July 11, 2020
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