1. Being so fat that your own body fat has the ability of overlapping your eyes causing temporary blindness. Aslo, 2. Being blind to actions that are stereotypically the actions of an obese person.
Ordering a triple burger combo with cheese, super sized, but you want to make sure that the coke is half diet because you're watching your figure. Your Fat Blindness has caused you to overlook the fact that you're stuffing your face like a fat fool.
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A citation to some authority where it is clear the author has either not read, or fails to comprehend on a basic level, the cited authority.
Jeff regularly cites to articles that directly contradict his premise. One could say his blind cite is 20/20.
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Get the blind cite mug.a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"
by retsehcmai January 21, 2009
Get the blind squirrel mug.a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils
mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.
tom: Go fuck a blender
tom: Go fuck a blender
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Get the blind mullet mug.An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.
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