Ghetto Bong

A cheap version of a glass bong that works great.
Usually consisting of cut up plastic bottles, electric tape, pens and sockets or aluminum foil.

Dude try my ghetto bong it hits great but leaks

I named my ghetto bong PooR

by Harrisonnnnnnn August 5, 2009

gravity bong

The only way to get fuckin baked. None of you posers even smoke dope.A real grav is made from a 3 liter, with a metal socket in the top for the bowl head. There is an art to pulling up one of these beauty's and takes practice to pull up a nice chalker. If you pull it to slow or let air in it(pull it up out of the water and 'gurgle' it) it'll taste stale as shit. The best thing about gravs is scraping the grams of resin from the inside after a couple z's have been cashed in it. If you get shit tooth from a hit,(resin on your teeth from suckin in the smoke) then thats a good hit.

GET BAKED.

Im broke man."Let's scrape the gravity bong dood!". Right we will get blisted.

by Lafurnace December 25, 2008

Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit

A Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit is just like every other bong hit, with the difference being as follows:- <A> you haven't slept in 4 days, <B> someone has packed it with hash crumbs or oil without your knowledge, <C> you only smoke spliffs and you've been peer pressured into having a hit from a bong, <D> You've only just been able to get some green, but have had to go without for a long time (if you're a daily smoker).
Generally it is marked by a vivid blue exhale that lasts several breaths, and many coughs and splutters. Probably the cause of the term "Young Lung".

"...so one time I had this Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit and coughed so hard that my room mates found me face down in a pool of my own vommit... Luckily I didn't spill the bong water though..."

by Running With Scissors April 17, 2006

bing bang bong

My dong is long

Molly: bing bang bong
Anna: wtf
Molly: my dong is long

by Oshiko oshiko unchi okomo August 15, 2019

biong

A word used to describe the emotion felt when seeing an attractive female, often used enthusiastically and repeatedly amongst the male population and at an alarmingly high rate during the consumption of alcohol.

Brent: cheryl cole's on the tv
Trey: biong!

-Several pints later-

Brent: was that cherie blair?
Trey: BIIIOOOONNG!!

by Harv13 July 20, 2010

bong marché

Any generic smoke shop.

You: Hey dude, I'm headed to the bong marché, do you need anything?

Me: Can you get me a pack of smokes?

by isleepbetter June 24, 2009

Bong Ramen

Low quality weed. Like ramen, it fills the bowl, but provides little other incentive for consumption.

dude do you have any good weed? All I've got is this crappy bong ramen.

by 3volver March 19, 2011