birthday envy

The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.

(Personally, I'm good as long as I still get cake and ice cream.)

Girl 1: "I can't wait until Monica sees what I bought for her birthday...what did you get her?"

Girl 2: "I'm not goin' to that stupid party! I wish it was my birthday!" (stomps off)

Girl 1: "Wow...talk about birthday envy."

by B. Robinson May 25, 2007

[birthday]

Another word for period.

"Dude, why are you so pissed?"
"Its my freakin birthday!"

by stephmey August 4, 2008

Birthdayer

The being bombarded by birthday well-wishes on the same date each year by joining a social network (a.k.a. Facebook) and including their birth-date for all to see.

Celebrate your birthdate and become a Birthdayer today!

by SupaNative January 22, 2011

Reverse Birthday

A sex position in which the male re-creates his birth and rubs his head on a woman's clitoris.

I've got major chafing down there from John's hair when he did the reverse birthday on me yesterday.

by SMAK418 September 28, 2009

Postponed Birthday Sex

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

by melissayy! June 22, 2011

Brummie Birthday Cake

The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.

Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.

by Russell Feathers June 20, 2016

Merry Birthday

What one says when they are giving someone something (either a real gift or trash) on any day that is not their birthday or a holiday.

Merry Birthday, I got us tickets to the game.

Merry Birthday! Here is my empty water bottle!

by Indigonightmare May 12, 2018